You call me your friend???
Where were you when my post got 0 notes???
WHERE were you!!!???
casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are
contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious
stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child
a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle
what the fuck is everyone on this site taking
why get thinner when you can get more dinner